My New Column
Ive started writing a weekly column for the Montgomery Sentinel. Here is my first effort. It includes a Hall of Fame Professional Wrestler and full frontal nudity. Enjoy.
The Serena Williams Conversation
This is every Serena Williams conversation between a black and a white guy.
Black guy: Damn, Serena is looking good
White guy: You’re kidding right?
Black guy: Serena is fine as shit.
White guy: Uh, no she’s not.
Black guy: Look at that ass!
White guy: Look at those thighs!
Black guy: Serena is thick
White guy: Exactly. Thick.
Black guy: You’re just afraid you cant handle her
White guy: Of course I cant handle her. She looks like a dude
Black guy: What, are you gay?
White guy: If I was gay I would want her. She looks like a dude!
Black guy: You trippin
White guy: What do you think about Venus?
Black guy: Lesbian
White guy: No doubt.
Brother handshake. One love.
Rob the Nanny?
I think Ive found the perfect part time job for me. A Nanny. How hard could it be?