A woman approached me after a recent show at the Richmond Funny Bone. She asked me if I stay up all night. I told her I usually go to bed around 2 or 3. She then says, “No, I mean do you stay up all night?” At this point, I figured that was code for something but I’m not cool enough to speak in code so I just gave her a confusing look. She then started touching her nose and snorting. Oh, you were asking me if I do cocaine and I told you my actual sleeping habits.
I’m on the other side of the world for the next week. Doing shows in South Korea at Kunsan and Osan Air Bases then I head to the Middle East. Slinging jokes in Abu Dhabi and Jordan. Don’ mess up the place too bad while I’m gone, America.
More good times this morning on Great Day Washington with my friend and fellow Hart of the City comedian, Lafayette Wright. The guy who went on before us was a war hero. He’s literally saved lives. He brought with him his medal of honor. We brought fart jokes. Check it out.