https://vimeo.com/182443466 Tune in to Comedy Central to see Kevin Hart and I enjoy some chili dogs at Ben’s Chili Bowl and see me tell some first rate dick jokes. November 6. 11:30pm. Get on it!
Check me out on Great Day Washington “celebrating” National Bad Poetry Day.
I pull into the Harris Teeter parking lot and park. There’s two groups of teenagers a few spots away talking. I get out and walk towards the store. One group of the teenagers peels out, drives right past me and the dude in the passenger seat yells out of his window to the other teenagers, “You ugly as shit.” He then yells it again because when you have a gem like that you double down. For the record, the guy yelling was not very attractive. He’s not facing a life of swipe rights. As this is happening a 50ish year old black woman is walking towards me. Our eyes meet and we both shake our heads in dismay. The point of all this is that the one thing both male and female, black and white can agree on is our hatred of teenagers. #ComeTogether #OneHate
After my show Saturday night at the Rams Head On Stage I was staring at the posters of all the upcoming acts. The 60 year old black woman standing next to me points to the Jeffrey Osborne one and says, “I gave three men pussy that didn’t deserve it because of that man’s music.” She then began to sing On The Wings Of Love. I then sang, Can you woo, woo, woo and ruined the moment.
Great news cool people. I’ll be on Kevin Hart’s new Comedy Central show, Hart of The City. The show will look at the comedy scene in DC and will feature stand up from me as well as a roundtable discussion with Kevin. The show won’t air until the fall. I’ll let everyone know the date once I know.
Our newest murder mystery show debuts this Sunday night at Magooby’s Joke House
Die Laughing Productions enters the world of Superheroes and Supervillians with Superhero Homicide: Dawn of Deathdealer. This hilarious, interactive murder mystery show transports you to the Superhero hall of fame, the Hall of Heroes. One of the world’s greatest Superheroes is about to be inducted into the Hall but unfortunately, things do not go as planned. Superheroes plus Supervillians equals a super sized murder and it’s up to you figure out who did it.
Yo Everybody. My murder mystery company is taking off. We just had sold out shows at the DC Improv and Magooby’s Joke House. Please “Like” our Facebook page. Everybody likes murder.
We are putting on the World’s First Murder Mystery Comedy Show. April 19 at Magooby’s Joke House.
The Last Laugh is a Murder Mystery Comedy Show. This hilarious, interactive whodunit stars 98 Rock Morning Show co host Justin Schlegel. Justin plays famous comedian/movie star Jim Marsdale. Jim has returned home to Baltimore to be roasted right here at Magoobys Joke House. Unfortunately, the roast is tragically interrupted by a murder. It is now up to you the audience to find out who did it.
Last Laugh also stars 98 Rock regulars Joe Robinson and Rob Maher, Magooby’s favorite Tommy Sinbazo and most importantly, you. This is an interactive show. Audience members will play roles. Not only will you help determine who the murderer is, one of you might even be the killer.
Each week, professional stand up comedians Rahmein Mostafavi and Rob Maher will find two perfect strangers, who’ve NEVER performed stand-up comedy and within 5 days, teach them comedy basics, help them write jokes, take them to open mics, and finally, pit our two strangers head to head in front of a live audience to see who has created the better comic.
That live audience will be you at the world famous The DC Improv Comedy Club on April 15. They have graciously allowed us to take over the last half hour of their open mic. The show is free to attend but please RSVP to ensure a seat. http://www.dcimprov.com/