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5 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me

2013 November 15

1. I can fly. Like, literally fly. I refuse to save anyone, though. People need to take responsibilities for their actions.

2. I’m 492-0 in rap battles. Suck it bitches! Don’t hate.

3. I can talk to animals. They don’t like us.  Especially cows, chickens and pigs.  Not fans of us humans. Birds hate us too. You should probably know that. They shit on us daily. If somebody took a dump on your car you wouldn’t wonder how he feels about you. And cats loathe us. If you have a cat and you think it likes or even loves you, you’re an idiot.  That cat just hates you less than everyone else. Whiskers is just using you for food and shelter.

4.Rihanna texts me everyday. I always respond with, if you like it put a ring on it. This drives her crazy because she can’t stand Beyonce.

5. I am a world class musician. Throughout my life I’ve been a member of the Miami Sound Machine, the Pips, SWV, the Funky Bunch, Wham!, Hall and Oates, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Maher and the Judds.

Not Up Next

2013 November 13
by Rob Maher

I didn’t advance in Comedy Central’s Up Next competition. My set went great but apparently I wasn’t what they were looking for. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.  And by drawing board I mean bar.  That would be a good name for a bar.  Nobody steal that.

Up Next!

2013 October 18


I am a semi finalist in Comedy Central’s Up Next Talent Search. I’ll be performing Oct 21 in Boston at the Wilbur Theatre. Ten comics will perform. The top two will move on to the finals in NYC on Nov 6. Please tweet me some good luck tweets with @RobMaher and this hashtag in the tweet. #CCUpNext. That way your tweet will show up here. Thanks everyone. Hopefully, I will have some good news for you soon.



The Regulars Update

2013 September 21

My reality TV show is getting closer to happening. Here’s the Pilot.  Please watch and share. #TheRegulars. I hope you enjoy.  My role on the show should expand once we get picked up. Fingers crossed.

What An Experience

2013 September 16


In the last ten days I’ve visited six countries, taken ten flights, slept in seven different beds, operated a front loader, stood in a bucket truck thirty feet in the air, cut steel with a plasma cutter, worn a fire suit, sat in the cockpit of an A 10 Warthog, shook about five hundred hands, signed about as many autographs, posed for even more pictures, watched a man nearly die of Deep Vein Thrombosis, celebrated my birthday, advanced in Comedy Central’s Next Up contest, met some of them most amazing people in the world and wrote the longest sentence ever.  I’m exhausted but give me one good day’s rest and I’ll be ready to do it all over again.

Huge shout out and thanks to all the wonderful men and women I met at Bagram, Thumrait and Al Dhafra Air Bases. It was an absolute honor to perform for you and get a glimpse into your world. I can’t wait for the the next tour.

For some kick ass pics of my trip please hit me up on Instagram.

Wendi Townsend Roast

2013 August 30

Wendi Townsend is a dear friend and fellow Baltimore area comedian. We recently had a roast for her to celebrate her birthday. Here is my set. Some of these are inside jokes but trust me they are hilarious. I also took some shots at Baltimore legend Mickey Cucchiella and my podcast partner Joe Robinson. Enjoy.

Comedy Central’s Up Next Talent Search

2013 August 14

Hey Everybody. I will be competing in Comedy Central’s newest comedy competition, Up Next. They are looking for someone who is hilarious and undiscovered aka me. My round is September 12 at the amazing Virginia Beach Funny Bone.  Here are all the contest details  Wish me luck.

Rob Maher – After Hours

2013 July 10
by Rob Maher

I recently did a show for my friends at Key City Comedy. After the show we did a little question and answer session.  Enjoy. Click me!

Family Feud

2013 May 24
by Rob Maher

I just did eight fabulous shows at the DC Improv.  Here’s a video of me talking about my favorite game show, Family Feud.

The Regulars

2013 May 3
by Rob Maher

Hey Everybody.  I am in the running to be on an awesome new reality TV show called The Regulars.  Here’s all the details.   In the meantime, you can help me out by showing the production company some Rob Maher love.  For Facebookers, please go to QuenchTV , “Like” their page and then leave a comment about how awesome I am with the hashtag #TeamRob. You can do the same for Twitter @QuenchTV.  Thank you! #TeamRob