A woman approached me after a recent show at the Richmond Funny Bone. She asked me if I stay up all night. I told her I usually go to bed around 2 or 3. She then says, “No, I mean do you stay up all night?” At this point, I figured that was code for something but I’m not cool enough to speak in code so I just gave her a confusing look. She then started touching her nose and snorting. Oh, you were asking me if I do cocaine and I told you my actual sleeping habits.