In the last ten days I’ve visited six countries, taken ten flights, slept in seven different beds, operated a front loader, stood in a bucket truck thirty feet in the air, cut steel with a plasma cutter, worn a fire suit, sat in the cockpit of an A 10 Warthog, shook about five hundred hands, signed about as many autographs, posed for even more pictures, watched a man nearly die of Deep Vein Thrombosis, celebrated my birthday, advanced in Comedy Central’s Next Up contest, met some of them most amazing people in the world and wrote the longest sentence ever. I’m exhausted but give me one good day’s rest and I’ll be ready to do it all over again.
Huge shout out and thanks to all the wonderful men and women I met at Bagram, Thumrait and Al Dhafra Air Bases. It was an absolute honor to perform for you and get a glimpse into your world. I can’t wait for the the next tour.
For some kick ass pics of my trip please hit me up on Instagram.